XL: Hmm, good question. Maybe this isn't such a good idea after all. I do love bacon breakfast. Maybe there is an all you can eat bacon buffet near by.
Sigh. It's so often the case that the superficial fantasy is SO much more enchanting than the reality. No toilet? No kitchen? No bacon? Guess I'll just put my pink wellies back on and march on home.
Well isn't that all piss elegant. I'd be afraid to fart in that place. Still, it might fulfill some 'sleeping princess kissed by prince' sex fantasy. Just saying...
How Beautiful...Do you have a time-share option...And pink wellies are the only appropriate attire for such a wonderful adventure....
ReplyDeleteI saw this in the Times and I happen to know, as amazingly charming as it is, it has no potty. So go easy on them tea parties.
ReplyDeleteHey, there's no kitchen. How will you cook bacon?
ReplyDeletePrincess: It is cute isn't it. Umm...yeah a sure I have a time share...it's $1000 dollars a week. I'm faxing the contract to you now.
ReplyDeletePeenee: That' why I have a chamber pot and a chamber maid to empty the pot.
I'm going to build one just like it in my backyard.
Did you see the icky trailer she actually lives in?
XL: Hmm, good question. Maybe this isn't such a good idea after all. I do love bacon breakfast. Maybe there is an all you can eat bacon buffet near by.
ReplyDeletei see shabby, but nary a ounce of chic.
ReplyDeleteNo potty?
ReplyDeleteI'm sure you can use the one in the tea room...where I imagine you'll be spending most of your time anyway.
Don't you mean pink willie?
ReplyDeleteMiss J would love to visit. Thanks for the shopping
ReplyDeleteTip, honey.
Sigh. It's so often the case that the superficial fantasy is SO much more enchanting than the reality. No toilet? No kitchen? No bacon? Guess I'll just put my pink wellies back on and march on home.
ReplyDeleteCan I come visit you at the cottage? It looks lovely!
ReplyDeleteI want to eat marzipan animals in there with you!
ReplyDeleteHave you seen her grizzly bear of a husband and the "house" that she lives in when not hiding from the big bad bear?!
ReplyDeleteJust read the comments..so you have seen the lovely trailor.
And you forgot the most Gotyhic part about it - all that dust you're inhaling from the pounds of chipped white paint!
ReplyDeleteWell isn't that all piss elegant. I'd be afraid to fart in that place. Still, it might fulfill some 'sleeping princess kissed by prince' sex fantasy. Just saying...
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