Clear the beach!Ayem8y's comin'!Oh, there WILL be stories.
Will the Pirate's shorts match his murse? Arrgh!
Now...that's what I'm talking about.
Thank goodness he was thirsty,The alignment would have been out completely if not for the positioning of the "surrogate breast" held mid chest!Otherwise he would have lost the whole fabulous effect.
The next time you're at the beach don't let that raw sexual magnetism escape you, increase it by carrying your bag in the crook of your arm and make sure you bend your elbow at a 90-degree angle.
christian is screaming within his casket.
I could work a brass pole to this tune. Just saying...