Memorial Day Weekend:

















A few things to remember while attending the beach:

Enjoy the sun, sand and surf.
Wear sun screen.
Take cover from 11:30 a.m. until 1:30 p.m. That’s when the suns rays are most lethal.
While in the Gulf don’t fight the rip current.
Occasionally don’t wear your swimsuit.
Consume lots of liquids.
Pack a lunch.
Stick with groups.

A few things to remember while attending the parties:

Enjoy the dance, drink, and debauchery.
Wear moisturizer.
Take cover from 11:30 p.m. until 1:30 a.m. That’s when the moon is at it’s brightest.
While on the dance floor don’t fight the ripped current.
Occasionally wear your swimsuit.
Consume lots of liquor.
Pack fudge.
Preferably with groups.

6 comments:

  1. "Take cover from 11:30 a.m. until 1:30 p.m. ... from 11:30 p.m. until 1:30 a.m."

    Helpful info for vampires and werewolves!

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  2. Oh Hai, XL!

    I thought BP stood for Big Pecker.

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  3. #17. take pictures! I'm hoping to see at least one Gucci ensemble again.

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  4. ...I hate getting moon burn... or sand in my knickers.
    Sx

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