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I was over tanning in the sun getting ready to be the guest judge in the Miss Catalina Swimsuit Competition when a little Brazilian boy came along and spritzed me with mineral water.

We called him Cabana Boy the rest of the day.

So many swimsuits from which to choose. My swim drawer is stuffed with swim drawers. Decisions...decisions...decisions!



















I'm thinking about wearing this little butter yellow satin acetate number with 10% rubber content and contrasting orange belt.

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  1. I don't think there's enough room in the little butter yellow satin acetate number to house "Little Pirate".

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  2. I think that little number might fit one of my thighs...got anything that isn't designed for those with the body of a 15 year old?

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  3. Rubber content? Is that with the condom, or without?
    I'm guessing with it, it's more like 300 percent.

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  4. Ladies let me tell you...I was Rock Hudson and J.F.K rolled into one on the beach today. To complete the look Vintage aviators.

    I'll be out drinking tonight and stuff...

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  5. Did someone shag you from a grassy knoll?

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  6. After all this talking, I think we all need to see Pirate and Piratino in his shorts, kind of Project Pirate Catwalk.

    Let's start a petition. Here is my vote. :)

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  7. No Ayem8y. Yellow or worse "baby lemon" is only suitable for children or adults with Mediterranean skin tones, so make sure you have some Italian or Spanish inside you before you go flaunting yourself on the beach, if you're not sure ask your mother. As for the orange belt, only mad people wear orange. You can't go wrong with black, it suits everyone, regardless of skin tone, and is a particular favourite with those who are feeling chunky, black is very forgiving, however, it's not the best colour to spill "pearl gravy down. Make sure you buy a pair featuring a packing system for those "cold water" moments.

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  8. Le sigh. I'm waiting for lycra on the bias myself.

    Bet you looked smashing, dollface...

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  9. Love the shorts. Want to see a photo of you in them, in all your Rock Kennedy-esque glory. What else did Cabana Boy spray you with?

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  11. I hope you did. They're quite fetching.

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  12. when i was little in my hometown there was a swim suit shop called Catalina, every time i walked by was like eye candy because of the prints and colors , now every time i see something from Catalina it makes me proud to know Catalina was a big trendsetter.
    great memories

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