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More Toyota Troubles:

Toyota is trying to kill everyone in the USA and anyone who owns a Toyota is going to die.

It stems from the fact that America has forced Toyota to build cars in the U.S using American auto workers who put the pieces together backwards. Japanese is a though language to master and problems arise in translation; I.E. Acceleration v/s deceleration.

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Toyota has decided to recall every model ever produced and never sell another car and file for bankruptcy.




















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Why would there be a sex tape of John Edwards fornicating with the mistress who produced his bastard child?

My thoughts on a sex tape of John Edwards, I DON’T want to see a sex tape of John Edwards.













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Rahm Emanuel: “A Nude Verbal Abuser”

Disgraced former New York representative Eric Massa who engaged in inappropriate ‘tickle parties’ with aides has been quoted as saying, “Rahm Emanuel hates me. He doesn't like me. I get it."

One inappropriate scene Massa remembers -- White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel bullying him. Coming at him in the nude and poking him while they were in the congressional showers together.

Massa stated, "Not only did it happen, I'll never forget it.”

My thought on Rahm Emanuel poking Eric Massa in the shower, Is there a sex tape of this congressional shower encounter? I REALLY want to see a sex tape of Rahm Emanuel poking anyone.

Also I imagine Rahm Emanuel to look like THIS in the nude.
























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In entertainment news:

Actor Corey Haim was found dead today.

Is there any one of us who didn’t suspect that actor Corey Haim would be found dead today.

















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NOT in entertainment news:

Actress Ann Prentiss sister of Paula Prentiss is serving a 19 year prison sentence for making terrorist threats, assault with a firearm, battery and solicitation to commit murder of her brother-in-law Richard Benjamin and her father.


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Deep Seated v/s Deep Rooted:

Are there varying degrees with how deeply a problem is lodged?

For that matter is it, Deep Seated or Deep Seeded?

Mr. Webster says Deep Seated but, I feel that Deep Seeded conjures more lurid connotations and visuals.

Deep Seeded would imply that the problem has been freshly planted and that Deep Rooted suggests that the seed has festered a root.

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  1. How about Deep Seeded Root?

    Rooted by a deep seed? no, Seeded by a deep Root maybe...oh hell, I'm going crazy today.

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  2. oooo...I like your deep seaded a lot.
    Gonna use that.

    and you got a point there....hearing Cory Haim died of an overdose is about as anticlimatic as hearing Sean Hayes is gay.

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  3. I agree- seeded and rooted....deep seated brings a whole other thing to mind....

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  4. re: Corey Haim - I know, right? I thought he was already dead of an overdose. Even 80s me didn't feel bad about this.

    John Edwards - they say he's packing, but who wants to see him put it 'there'? ew.

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  5. John Edwards - "Was" hot and "was" doable. But to cheat on Elizabeth - the woman who gave him two children after the age of 46? That is so NOT hot. And then to sleep with that skank? Nasty. But I do want to see his penis.

    Corey Haim - My GOD why are these people running around behaving as if they are shattered by this news? If Haim meant this much to them when he was alive, don't you think he would have had a real career? And where is Micheal Jackson's hand in all of this?

    Deep Seated V Deep Rooted - Deep seated is a problem that is deep and vast. Deep rooted: To me it conjurs up a tap root - like a dandelion

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  7. Sadly, I can only give your deep seeded/seated/rooted questions the shallowest answers!

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  8. I hate to admit it, but I can't help notice Rahm's animal magnetism. I'll bet he's an animal in bed. He is also a douchebag, but the best lays usually are.

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  9. Miss J doesn't want to see ANYONE's sex tape unless they are professional porn stars

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  10. I actually met Rahm Emanuel once, several years ago, and totally got a gay vibe from him. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

    And, of course, he used to be a ballerina. Not that there's anything wrong with that, either.

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