Don't mind me...just jotting down mardi gras ideas.
Are those Rascals? The old people have an excuse, but the younger guy is just plain lazy!
Is that bottom you in your cute little pirate hat? How adorable! Arrgh, mateys.
Is it me or does granny in the black & white look like a 50's pulp-fiction bull-dyke that will cut a bitch?
Pimp my ride!
I think some need a diet in their future.
It's not uncommon to see fatties on scooters over here too (well, we are the fattest in Europe!) and ask them why they are so fat and they'll tell you "It's me glands" It's their glands ordering them to sidestep the lettuce and celery at a buffet and head straight for the pork pies and chips. #8 Pippi Longstocking has let herself go hasn't she?
HEY! That guy is using a cooter because he's a fat fuk! I want to stick a banana in the tailpipe.