Greetings from Walt Disney World,
Today is my birthday and we are at Magic Kingdom.
I wore my birthday suit.
Mickey Mouse locked me in stocks until I put on clothing.
He is a bitch.
We rode the Monorail.
It was fun.
We went to the Haunted Mansion.
It was scary.
We had lunch at the Crystal Palace.
It was good.
We saw the ghost of Patrick trying to pick up Tigger.
Each time you play the song the Mousekateers sing my name.
So play the damn song.
How do you like me in my birthday suit?