“I now call this meeting of The Mean Dirty Pirate Internet Friends of Farrah Fawcett Fan Club to be in session....Roll call shall commence...please answer by stating, Aye or Nay...
“Good now that we have all been accounted for let the meeting begin. Ayem8y has a little something prepared for us...”
“As you all know writing horrible poetry is my passion. Now a little rhyming haiku ode to Farrah:”
“Farrah Farrah on the wall, who's the Farrah’est of them all...
Why you are, Farrah
Most beloved Farrah you are missed. Why have you been taken from amongst us
Hair care racket deteriorates, cultus faddism proliferates
Farrah with your teeth so bright, guru’ide us through this fashion blight
Most beloved Farrah you are missed. Why have you been taken from amongst us”
“Thank you Ayem8y for those kind and inspirational words. And now Viva would like to read an excerpt from The Mean Dirty Pirate Internet Friends of Farrah Fawcett Fan Club Newsletter:”
“Farrah Fawcett will always be an inspiration, because she constantly defied all forms of categorization by her critics. (Not us! 'Cause we always loved her & believed in our girl all along! Wink! )
That dazzling Pepsodent smile! Those lovely green eyes - why oh why didn't Logan Run off with HER????
With her lean, tan tennis player's winning physique, Farrah was a winner! She fiercely battled alongside her teammates, leading them to a golden ratings victory in battle of the Network Stars!
Once dismissed as the face of "jiggle tv"?...Farrah quickly turned the tables on killer robots from outer space, rapists and abusive husbands alike to become...TA DA! A bonafide, critically acclaimed Actress!
Farrah proved she was indeed a shrewd marketer whose nipples launched millions $$$ in poster sales! She knew when to appear fully clothed in Playboy. She knew when to appear not fully-clothed in Playboy.
Part of Farrah's legacy is the fact that she undeniably possessed The World's Greatest Head of Hair. Truly a sun-kissed, golden lion's mane of perfection, it cascaded her into a television phenomenon!
And one day, she shaved it off on camera in order to educate the world about the plight of cancer patients.
Oh, and she helped create legislation so that celebrities can enjoy rights to privacy regarding their medical records.
And she was Charlie's Favorite Angel.
She never stopped fighting for her life.
And boy did she have a LIFE!
She LIVED! every single minute to the fullest!
And she never ever gave up!
Farrah was brave!”
“Thank you Viva for those kind and inspirational words. Remember the latest edition of The Mean Dirty Pirate Internet Friends of Farrah Fawcett Fan Club Newsletter is on the newsstands NOW! If you haven’t signed up please do so after this meeting of The Mean Dirty Pirate Internet Friends of Farrah Fawcett Fan Club is adjourned.”
“Now please remove your hooded cloaks and pay respect by uttering prayers and lighting candles at the Shrine of Farrah/Alter of Fawcett.”
“This meeting is adjourned.”