While I’ve been away at sea I find myself in a period of reflection and most importantly thinking about that fateful night that Robert Wagner pushed Natalie Wood overboard, I mean she fell overboard and drowned.
Which reminds me, “Do you know why Natalie Wood took a shower that night aboard her boat?”
“Because she didn’t want to wash ashore.”
In my ongoing study and in depth research for the Mean Dirty Pirate’s latest secret gay sex guide book series, “Licking Your Way across the USA”, I’ve been exploring the beaches of the Gulf Coast. It’s a tough job and some locations are isolated and secluded so I have dispensed with traditional transportation and have just floated along with the tides and washed up in the surf to partake in the licking action.
In answer to, “And where's our postcard, beeyotch?” I’ve included some of the spots that I have licked in the past week.
Oh yes and one more thing, Watch out for Skinks! Not Skanks but Skinks the slithery kind, well both are slithery but I mean the poisonous variety, well both are poisonous but I mean the reptilian variety, well both are reptilian but I mean, well you know what I mean…