Tranny Time:


Sheila Latrine once had a prolific political career. It all started in her High School Civics class where she found herself failing miserably. The handsome instructor asked her to stay behind one day where he posed the question, “Wanna earn some extra credit?” Sheila made an “A”.
























From there Sheila went to college and majored in Recreational Activities with a minor in Political Science. She was a member of the Tri Delta sorority and so synonymously associated with this organization that she was nicknamed ’Delta’ where her motto was, “Try Delta...everyone else has.” Originally she wanted her MRS. degree but after a campus scandal involving the President of the university and several abortions later, Sheila found herself the unwitting recipient of a Bachelors degree in her freshman year.

A brief stint as a Congressional Page, Sheila worked her way up the political ladder one congressman at a time. After three weeks Sheila found herself running for office for the great state of Idaho. Upon winning her ‘Seat’ Sheila exclaimed, “Because I Da Ho”!

Once in office Sheila made many proclamations pertaining to the independence of women but mostly to herself. Her first act was to declare the working woman as sovereign thus excluding her activities from taxes. Sheila’s Ranch was famous for miles around.

Sheila’s political ambition saw no boundaries, she had dealings in underworld adoption, illegal immigration, slave girl tax shelters, import/export porn and endangered hides but most of all her activity turned toward drugs. Sheila succumbed to the monkey.

It started with an innocent joint at a Wall street trader party. Some cocaine and a handful of sleeping pills to get through the night, a Hollywood party led to embalming solution abuse, then classified military weapon’s grade psychotropics for sexual ecstasy. Sheila was suddenly a voracious home cooked drug whore.




















Just two years after college Sheila has changed, disgraced and drug addled, drummed out of Congress, Sheila has found her latest vocation, a Meth Madame. Sheila can’t get enough meth. She moved to a trailer in the woods of Idaho where she presides over an empire. As of late, Sheila awoke bruised and bloodied on the deck of her meth lab trailer wondering where was her man . The screen door ripped off it’s hinges and signs of a struggle, scorch marks indicating an explosion and a skirmish she worried about her man and screamed, “Where is my meth?”


Mitzi in our long standing tradition of Tranny Time, has a different take on Sheila Latrine’s exploits:



Before her political career took off Sheila Latrine had the hardest working cunt in show business, she was the number 1 belle of Bangkok’s “Naughty Nightlife” people from around the globe flocked to see Sheila perform her one woman show, and she was even the inspiration for The Smiths 1987 hit “Sheila Take A Bow” Her LIVE ANIMAL SHOW is legendary there and it is heavily rumoured that Sheila once had an amorous encounter with Tom Jones in the prop room of The Barn Yard Club. She’s best noted for being the ping-pong girl on Bangkok’s national lottery show where she would fire ping-pong balls with numbers painted on them out of her muff, live on television, a novel way of picking the balls. She would be hired for children’s birthday parties, where she would fire darts to pop balloons, she would blow out the candles on the birthday cake, smoke a ciggy and her Pièce de résistance she played Frère Jacques” with a mouth organ. She quit politics in 2007, moved to Boston where she now farms turkeys. Turkeys get plumper if they are sexually stimulated by hand and Sheila gives 2000 turkeys a hand job. Each morning she is greeted by a big dirty bird, it’s wattle wobbling with indignation. The beast looks her straight in the eye “Gobble Gobble” it says. “Certainly not, you can have a wank like the rest of them”

7 comments:

  1. Sing along...

    I spend hours by the phone where is my baby?
    I chew my fingers to the bone where is my meth?

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  2. Edith Wharton could not have written better. Lyrical - just lyrical.

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  3. Before her political career took off Sheila Latrine had the hardest working cunt in show business, she was the number 1 belle of Bangkok’s “Naughty Nightlife” people from around the globe flocked to see Sheila perform her one woman show, and she was even the inspiration for The Smiths 1987 hit “Sheila Take A Bow” Her LIVE ANIMAL SHOW is legendary there and it is heavily rumoured that Sheila once had an amorous encounter with Tom Jones in the prop room of The Barn Yard Club. She’s best noted for being the ping-pong girl on Bangkok’s national lottery show where she would fire ping-pong balls with numbers painted on them out of her muff, live on television, a novel way of picking the balls. She would be hired for children’s birthday parties, where she would fire darts to pop balloons, she would blow out the candles on the birthday cake, smoke a ciggy and her Pièce de résistance she played Frère Jacques” with a mouth organ. She quit politics in 2007, moved to Boston where she now farms turkeys. Turkeys get plumper if they are sexually stimulated by hand and Sheila gives 2000 turkeys a hand job. Each morning she is greeted by a big dirty bird, it’s wattle wobbling with indignation. The beast looks her straight in the eye “Gobble Gobble” it says. “Certainly not, you can have a wank like the rest of them”

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  4. The Pirate MUST make the BIOPIC!!!

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  5. Take it from the top Mistress Meth, 5...6...7...8...I actually have a friend taking an Algebra class this summer and it has a lab attached to it. He’s constantly saying that he has to go Math Lab so of course it sounds like Meth Lab. Many jokes go round about his Meth Lab.

    It’s a talent DuPree it’s a talent. Actually there are many better Tranny Time stories in the compendium of Tranny. It’s Mitzi’s fault! The concept originated with the Lovely Ladies of Gaydar several years ago at Mitzi’s Gutter. Actually it was named something else before she committed blogacide numerous times.

    The fabulous Mitzi to which Tranny Time is ever so dependent. I’ve missed Tranny Time as I know you have as well but with all things good it must be taken in moderation. Thank you Mitzi for inspiring Tranny Time and for contributing to this work of art.

    What a great inspiration Miss J. That would make a nice movie wouldn’t it? “Valley of the Trannies” or “Roller Tranny” maybe “Blade Tranny” or “The Day of the Tranny” I’m still working on a working title.

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  6. I vote Roller Tranny!
    but then I always do.

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  7. That tranny is a meth whore! I'll bet she looks real good to the people who buy meth and **other** things from her...that's why she always gives them a free bump up front...just so they can get their eyes adjusted to METH VISION.

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