Sailing...Takes Me Away:


Don’t shop for new boats at night. It’s really dark. You can’t see the boats. “Yes, Yes I'm sure that everyone who buys a boat at night buys a bridge as well but I’m simply not interested in the Brooklyn Bridge...Swamp land in Florida? No thanks I already have some I'm trying to cut down.”
















“Too small...”
















“Too White...”
















“Too new...”
















“Ooh I like that one...Can I see it with some light please?”

“Cue the lights Charley...”
















“Oh I must say I like that one...Can I see it in a sunset?”

8 comments:

  1. You need a proper pirate ship.

    With a Jolly Roger flag and a poop deck.

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  2. Don't forget Cap'n Morgan's Spiced Rum, Matey!

    My friend swears by mixing it with Mountain Dew...kinda like a Jolly Rancher...er...make that Jolly Roger to you, Mean Dirty Pirate!

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  3. Arrgh! Which bee the wun thit comes with a parrot and a munkee? That bee the ship for thee!

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  4. When you drop anchor in poo bay, you need to be sailor chic with nautical themed fashions. How abouts some nice horizontal stripe trousers navy blue and white with a gole anchor emblem on the back pockets, a classic aran pullover with optional neckchief and its anchors aweigh.

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  5. Boats are ok.....but sailors....... :)

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  6. Boats, sun, sailors. All dreamy.

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  7. How sad I am the only mean dirty pirate fanatic old enough to realize this blog entry is inspired by a Christopher Cross song...

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