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Found: 100% Human Hair track in burnt orange/mango/cinnamon tone. Slightly used, mangled and snarled.

Report to lost-n-found at Pensacola Juvenile Department of Corrections.

6 comments:

  1. Maybe it's cornsilk from your poachers?
    Maybe it's the finest quality human hair from Korea?
    Maybe it's nylon from Sally's?

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  2. Nothing to worry about. Just MIss J's pubic mullet out for a walk.

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  3. I thought it was an octopus in a tide pool!

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