Then he said, “What the hell is that thing?”
Then I says, “It’s a puppy dammit! What the hell‘d you think it was?”
Then he said, “Gawd nada nother dawg! What the hell kinda place you runnin’ round here anyways a puppy mill?”
Then I says, “I could’n say no to the nice Poda Rican woman. She claimed they was pure Chihuahuas then comes out that the neighbor dog broke thru the fence.”
Then he said, “First off that aint no pure Chihuahua and what kinda woman don’t fix her dawg and let it run round where it can git knocked-up? Wha’did the momma dawg look like anyway?”
Then I says, “The momma dawg looked like a big ole’longhaird tit bag. She was’nt purdy but you could tell she was like a Chihuahua.”
Then he said, “Wha’did the daddy look like?”
Then I says, “I did’n see him”
Then he said, “Fool for all you know it was a Rottweiler or a Pit Bull...it sorda looks like a Pitt Bull.”
Then I says, “It aint no Pitt Bull but it does look kinda like a Boxer though.”
It went on from there...
You know Dozer, Shareeka, and Grandma, well meet Puppy X. I had to have him he’s just too cute and I have a big yard and I need a little house poodle y’all and he’s so cute, Can I keep him? Can I keep him? Awww Pleeeeease?
It’s time now to play, “Name That Puppy”
The new interactive game show where you a member of the audience gets the chance to, Name That Puppy. Participants will win all sorts of cool prizes like nothing and imaginary things given in comment sections or a brand new vintage virtual gift.
He kind of looks like George Raft or Humphrey Bogart or like one of the dogs playing poker in the famous tapestries of the dogs playing poker, I think the originals hang in The New York Metropolitan Museum of Art or the Cloisters, one or the other.