I believe in recycling, I never do it but I believe in it nevertheless.
I also believe the neighbors should pick up after their pets especially when they use my lawn for a restroom.
I don’t do it but I believe others should.
I believe in helping the homeless too.
I don’t do it but I believe in helping them.
I believe the homeless should pick up after themselves when they use my lawn for a restroom.
I’ve decided to help them in this respect.
I’ve conveniently installed a toilet on my neighbor’s side lawn.
The toilet will remain functional through the Florida Homeless Wintering Season.
It should drastically cut down on the Homeless yard bombs!
I know I know I’m a shoo-in for Sainthood what with all my tireless beliefs...