Well sorry for the lack of posting lately during this busy past week I’ve been on the road as any busy road whore should be during the holidays.
Lets make up for it with some virtual gifting shall we? It all started with some crazy demented gift exchange ideas for Mitzi then I thought I should get everybody something. Some got more than others as I like some more than others. Just kidding but hey did you get me anything? I didn’t think so. I just got stuff for all those who frequently comment.
Merry Christmas to all…from ayem8y.
For Mitzi, what do you get the gal who has nothing? Everything she ever desired.
For Jason the spinster school marm. I thought of practical things that one needs while learnin’ the chilluns and dodging storms in New Orleans.
For Misster Kitty a set of original Christmas cards by none other than Doris Bryant. Kitty also just birthed a new puppy that needs dressing.
For Peenee here’s some fabulous footwear to go along on your NEW CRUISE TO JAPAN! I booked the smoking state room…they were all smoking state rooms.
Oh yes and some of these.
For Reavis I somehow was thinking hurdy gurdy. It seems like a logical and practical profession while living in New York.
For TJB who has exquisite taste and only the best will do for him. Also some little candies so that he can, “Simply Stuff Himself” like Gloria Upson. You know Schrafft’s is really top drawer.
For Scooter in Seattle who is probably having a cold white Christmas by the fireplace.
For Ray Ray who enjoys hiking in State Parks and a hooked rug for O.C. his husband who is hooked on video gaming…a nasty habit.
For Miss Janey who is a dog lover and an early morning hiker, some Cupid Chaser bitch repellent and these lovely iron foot scrapers
For Colleen an easy serve Sleigh Tray and a generous supply of Keep Off for the new puppy, Addie.
For Shirley the gastronomist even though he rather passive aggressively doled out presents to others (not me), which made me rather passively aggressive about it. I bequeath my collection of hams.
Including this fine portrait of a ham before all of THIS
For Larry who enjoys all the naked mens’es.
For Gallus who just purchased a new dwelling and also likes nakedness.