The best part of being a voracious hoarder packrat is the fact that I have an enormous magic attic. Anything I want just magically appears. So I’m getting ready for the little trick or treaters…and I’ve got my checklist ready:
Mounted dead deer..check
Cobwebbed lamps with Victorian shades…check
Coffin with skeleton…check
Should be a haunted Halloween at my house tonight. I still need to get my scary music together and for the life of me I can’t remember where I put my cauldron.
As Elvira says, Unpleasant Dreams.