Today:

Taking a break today while sitting on a park bench smoking a cigarette a silver Lexus going 35 miles per hour whips into the spot 2 feet in front of me. After an abrupt halt the sunroof closes on the blaring music and the engine stops. A 45 year old blond dressed 25 exits the tight space chattering on her cell phone, “Yeah I can park here cause I’m not FAT!” Then after a glare she passes me and says, “Smoking will shorten your life!” I take aim and shoot back, “So will being a BITCH!”

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  1. Excellent come back! Teach me how to do that! I love it!

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  3. That's so typical of women they can't keep stum for five minutes and they're always stating the bleeding obvious. Ayem8y next time you see her car, pop a Jersey Royal potato into her exhaust pipe, that would teach the silly bitch to be impudent to strangers.

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  4. Oh BRA-VO!

    My hat off to you sir. oh wait, I'm not wearing a hat... um, My pants off to you sir. oh wait...

    ...BRA-VO!

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  5. very nice.

    very nicely done indeed.

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