Since I’m so sick of television, I have decided to pull from my ancient collection of VHS and watch a classic tonight. I’ll be screening the 1966 horror film “Picture Mommy Dead” with Don Ameche and Zsa Zsa Gabor. I’ve never even heard of it yet here it is in my collection.
If anyone should stop by please be advised that admission is free but by all means bring popcorn and Snowcaps. Sssshhhh! No talking during the film. Blurting out campy dialogue is acceptable only if you bring a joint and only before the film starts and during intermission.
Smoking will only be tolerated before the film, after viewing the film, intermission and during the discussion of the cinematic technique. Once again joints will only be tolerated before, during and after the film. No exceptions.