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Hypnotique Sleep Systems:

Suggestive Technique Thought Implantation Engram Replacement Therapy, works to re-calcify purchasing impulses on the brain and through re-culmination depositing, restores an intricately washed fresh nexus of consumptive behaviors.












100 housewives who recently underwent Suggestive Technique Thought Implantation Engram Replacement Therapy reported:

76% “Now hated what they were wearing.”
83% “Had the urge to purchase luxurious evening gowns.”
87% “Felt compelled to buy things they don’t need.”
93% “Were going to buy a new refrigerator.”
97% “Were purchasing new automotive upholstery.”
99% “Now say they enjoy sleeping with their husbands.”














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4 comments:

  1. I know I'd like a video dinner suddenly.

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  2. I'm strangely attracted to percolators and aluminum foil for some reason.

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  3. i'm curiously thinking about buying an evening gown. hmmmmm......

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  4. I've got the ugre to buy a bath and pedestal mat in mauve

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