High Priced Hooker:

Since everybody else was doing this quiz I thought that I would give it whirl. Honestly, the way my love life has been going lately I think this is the price that I have to pay someone to sleep with me.

bedroom toys

2 comments:

  1. Well, if it's any consolation, I haven't been laid in so long, my hymen grew back AND I scored a lower rate per hour than you did.

    And I'd purchase your services in bed anytime. :)

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  2. I'll send you some bromide laced apple pie if you want, it helps curb the wantings.

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