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Viveca Dippensquirt rose to professional fame as a mega wattage high priced Victoria’s Secret lingerie super model. At the height of her modeling career she commanded the staggering sum of 28 million dollars as the most visible member and spokesperson of the “Victoria’s Dirty Little Secret Angels” roving modeling team. Born in Baden-Württemberg, Germany in 1972 to Swedish and Russian immigrant parents, she grew up impoverished and malnourished, uneducated and friendless and she frequently bathed at the Baden world famous vapour baths. Surrounding herself during her lonely childhood with imaginary playmates and farm animals, Viveca developed an unusual sense of fantasy and role play. At the age of twelve she shoplifted a lingerie ensemble from a local boutique and wore the daring costume on the streets of Germany where she was instantly discovered by the famous fashion photographer Horst Twittersdotter. Standing 6’-3” she easily stood out among her modeling peers and rose to fame quickly on the Paris catwalks representing such luminary designers as Oleg Laggenssini, and Thierry Mutatohead. She’s graced the covers of over 80,322 fashion magazines including Albanian “Vague” and “Paraguay Prostitute Clotheshorse” among thousands of numerous others. Starting in 1998, Viveca was chosen from 38,852 rail thin starving hopefuls to become the face of Victoria’s Secrets' lucrative “Dirty Angels” ad campaign. Lingerie having been the launching point for Viveca, she was thrilled to have been chosen saying, “I love ta vear skimp under pant thingy’s.” Having performed in countless 7,967 internationally televised lingerie fashion shows, Viveca retired from modeling in 2004 and moved to Russia where she became a sensational singing and dancing dominatrix in a wildly popular cabaret lingerie show. She involves herself with a multitude of causes including successfully clothing needy children by spearheading The Russian/Sweden Joint National Orphans Lingerie Rummage and Jumble Bra Drive. Viveca shocked the world in 2005 by disclosing a well guarded industry secret stating, “You vant know vhat Wictoria’s Secret vas? ...She vas a MAN!” Following this scandalous statement Viveca ripped off her world famous corset, teddy and garter combination to reveal an enormous penis saying, “And Saw Am I!”



Jason Said...

drat...and here I thought you'd found this in the attic too...
but then again, maybe you will...

Mitzi Said...

We all have our own special “turn on” a sexy little secret that we share with our partners. Whether it’s a fetish for French knickers, or a lusting for men in clogs, we all have our own kinky preferences. Early sexual encounters can greatly influence a person’s sexual preference later on in life, and this is the case with Viveca Dippensquirt Rose nee Idleshite. As a teenager she went to see the film “A Song For Bernadette” at the local cinema over 50 times, and it was on one of these visits to the cinema that Viveca had her first sexual experience, the little grey haired gentleman who was seated next to Viveca offered her some popcorn from the box on his lap, Viveca greedily reached across and put her hand into the box of popcorn but she grabbed something else instead! This left such an impression on her that ever since that day the sight, sound or even the mention of a nun has “Turned her on.” She is even driven wild by the sound of church bells, as many of her frustrated neighbours will testify! Viveca has even had a church bell tower built on to her home in order to boost her flagging sex life. Chimes have been known to ring out across the local countryside at all times of the day and night, signalling to all and sundry that Viveca wants some loving attention.

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  1. drat...and here I thought you'd found this in the attic too...
    but then again, maybe you will...

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  2. We all have our own special “turn on” a sexy little secret that we share with our partners. Whether it’s a fetish for French knickers, or a lusting for men in clogs, we all have our own kinky preferences. Early sexual encounters can greatly influence a person’s sexual preference later on in life, and this is the case with Viveca Dippensquirt Rose nee Idleshite. As a teenager she went to see the film “A Song For Bernadette” at the local cinema over 50 times, and it was on one of these visits to the cinema that Viveca had her first sexual experience, the little grey haired gentleman who was seated next to Viveca offered her some popcorn from the box on his lap, Viveca greedily reached across and put her hand into the box of popcorn but she grabbed something else instead! This left such an impression on her that ever since that day the sight, sound or even the mention of a nun has “Turned her on.” She is even driven wild by the sound of church bells, as many of her frustrated neighbours will testify! Viveca has even had a church bell tower built on to her home in order to boost her flagging sex life. Chimes have been known to ring out across the local countryside at all times of the day and night, signalling to all and sundry that Viveca wants some loving attention.

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