Tranny Time:

Listen to Sexybambi's theme song "Redhot"

Sexybambi really tried to be a nice girl but when the nuns searched her locker and found condoms she was sent packin' headed for reform school. That didn't phase her as she was sick of an all girls school anyway. She violated every rule in the book to get herself expelled; Pushing girls down the stairs and kicking the shit out of em while stealing their lunch money, tying up the school nurse and performing abortions on her in the clinic, and licking girls pussies and giving red-hot’s while blowing smoke up'em in the lavatory. She sometimes steals a habit and fucks the nuns at knifepoint then rides the priest in confessional while uncontrollably blurting out “HELL YEAH... MARY.” Sexybambi is a mean catholic school gurl and now she has boys to emasculate and castrate with her acid forked tongue, literally licking their little balls to pieces. Terrorizing everyone she cums in contact with, she hangs out on the school yard street corner picking up trade and delivering tricks, when climaxing she slices off their cocks and takes them with her. Sexybambi is a razor blade wielding murderous cum guzzling gutter slut, stopping at nothing to satisfy her incurable nymphomaniacal salacious sex starved proclivities.


Mitzi Said...Catholic school educated Bambi, sits in her cell all day long stuffing fruit pies into her gaping maw, there is always a stalagmite of jam dangling off Bambi's chin and apple sauce is always smeared around her mouth, her teeth are completly rotten from eating the sticky goo, day in and day out. The pies are sent to Bambi from the kind nuns at her old school, but little does Bambi know, those fruit pies are laced with bromide! Bambi glances down at her prison tattoos, she'd done them herself with a sewing needle and some pen ink. Her cell mate Myra, who had helped kill children in the 1960's showed her how. On her right hand she has the letters ATRX and on her left hand she has the letters NHA and when she knits her hands together (prior to a fight) it spells out ANTHRAX across her knuckles, Anthrax of course is Bambi's surname. Bambi is now the "Top-dog" at the De La Pole secure unit for women with severe mental health problems, after slashing the throat of Rosmary West with her razor sharp talons.

Since eating those pies the staff, have noticed an enormous change in Bambi's behavior, a change for the better, and after been examined by doctors and analysed by psychiatrists, they have agreed that Bambi should be realeased.

"I'm getting outta this shit hole soon" said Bambi her lips curling into a mocking sneer at poor Myra who is in there for life. With as much dignity as she could muster, Myra turned and made her way to the barred window and looked out, she gazed at the green fields beyond, longing to be free. Bambi whispered another comment this time into Myra's ear, "Oh Myra don't be so sad, one day, you will leave this place too.... IN A BOX. HA HA HA HAAAAAAH! Myra fled to the door, biting her lip in a fruitless attempt to hold back the tears.

Now Bambi is free, and living above an Indian restaurant,however she has gone missing, she had to report to her probation officer on a weekly basis, but she hasn't. She was last seen having a ride on the Heffalump outside a 24 hour garage, masturbating furiously and sweating like a pig, she'd been hitch-hiking making her way slowly across to the beautiful gulf of Mexico, Florida. But that was six months ago and nobody has seen her since.

Ayem8y Said...Hide your pies and run for your lives, bar the doors and board up the windows 'cause redhot hurricane Sexybambi is on the loose in the gulf. Damn and I just set the most scrumptious redhot bromide laced apple sauce Sexybambi filled fruit pie on the windowsill to cool...


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  1. Catholic school educated Bambi, sits in her cell all day long stuffing fruit pies into her gaping maw, there is always a stalagmite of jam dangling off Bambi's chin and apple sauce is always smeared around her mouth, her teeth are completly rotten from eating the sticky goo, day in and day out. The pies are sent to Bambi from the kind nuns at her old school, but little does Bambi know, those fruit pies are laced with bromide! Bambi glances down at her prison tattoos, she'd done them herself with a sewing needle and some pen ink. Her cell mate Myra, who had helped kill children in the 1960's showed her how. On her right hand she has the letters ATRX and on her left hand she has the letters NHA and when she knits her hands together (prior to a fight) it spells out ANTHRAX across her knuckles, Anthrax of course is Bambi's surname. Bambi is now the "Top-dog" at the De La Pole secure unit for women with severe mental health problems, after slashing the throat of Rosmary West with her razor sharp talons.

    Since eating those pies the staff, have noticed an enormous change in Bambi's behavior, a change for the better, and after been examined by doctors and analysed by psychiatrists, they have agreed that Bambi should be realeased.

    "I'm getting outta this shit hole soon" said Bambi her lips curling into a mocking sneer at poor Myra who is in there for life. With as much dignity as she could muster, Myra turned and made her way to the barred window and looked out, she gazed at the green fields beyond, longing to be free. Bambi whispered another comment this time into Myra's ear, "Oh Myra don't be so sad, one day, you will leave this place too.... IN A BOX. HA HA HA HAAAAAAH! Myra fled to the door, biting her lip in a fruitless attempt to hold back the tears.

    Now Bambi is free, and living above an Indian restaurant,however she has gone missing, she had to report to her probation officer on a weekly basis, but she hasn't. She was last seen having a ride on the Heffalump outside a 24 hour garage, masturbating furiously and sweating like a pig, she'd been hitch-hiking making her way slowly across to the beautiful gulf of Mexico, Florida. But that was six months ago and nobody has seen her since.

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