Lady Bunny's Secret:
No! Lady Bunny's Secret is not the name of her new edible lingerie. The glamorous Lady Bunny, star of stage and film, has a dirty little secret that she doesn't want anyone to know. When Lady Bunny was born she had a small growth on her neck that the doctors removed citing it's parasitic qualities and endangerment to her health. Her parents took her home and she grew up to be a very healthy, normal drag queen. What she didn't know until much later in life is that the parasitic growth that was removed many years earlier was in actuality a conjoined twin. The truth has now come to light and through diligent research and private detective agencies, her long lost twin has been discovered living in Hollywood USA.
Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome to the world wide stage, "The Goddess Bunny"
"Johnnie Baima is an American drag queen. Baima suffered a difficult childhood, being struck by polio and severely abused as a boy. As an adult he became a drag queen and changed his name to Sandie Crisp, gaining an enormous following in the Hollywood gay and transgendered subculture. The Goddess Bunny is both the name of his alter-ego and the name of a rare 90 minute VHS documentary about Baima. As well as Johnnie's following in the gay and transgender community, he has also attained some notoriety in mainstream culture by appearing in Marilyn Manson's Dope Show music video"
"The Goddess Bunny" tap dance routine.
Wanna be Goddess Bunny's friend then visit her myspace page and Get into her extended network NOW! Who would she most like to meet? "Anyone as creepy as me but there aren't many like that."
She reminds me of a little ballerina that lived inside my mother's jewelery box. I would lift up the lid and there she'd be, pretty ballerina in a pink tu-tu, pirouetting to the tinny theme tune of Love Story, and if my memory serves me well "pretty ballerina" didn't work properly either, she was a bit wonky on her pins too! I remember asking my mother if pretty ballerina ever got tired, to which she replied, "No ducky, she's magical", I was in awe of pretty ballerina.
N.B. I was 23 at the time and I was waiting for my mother to look the other way so I could slip a couple of rings down my top, to sell later at the pawn shop.